so i went to hobbiton and took a picture of my fifty year old copy of the book. no big deal. i mean, it’s in front of bag end, but no big deal.
“We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can’t think what anybody sees in them.”
- The Hobbit
The Sherbit: Unexpectedly spirited ‘holme’
“Your name—I remember it now. Your name is Sherlock Holmes.”
In which, Sherlock gets turned into Smaug and needs Hobbit!Watson to remember his real name to free both of them from the spell.
(My train of thought went something along the lines of: Smaug = dragon & dragon = Haku, Smaug = Cumberbatch & Cumberbatch = Sherlock, therefore Sherlock = Haku… yeeah I don’t think there’s anything I can’t crossover with Sherlock)
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And here’s little Mycroft floating down after them.
He had a little too much cake.
Disclaimer: I totally traced the faces from Miyazaki’s Spirited Away (like you couldn’t tell…) but the hair and clothing alterations are my own.
the hobbit’s budget is $250 million
how the hell do you even spend $250 million
How much money did you think it would take to turn Benedict Cumberbatch into a dragon?
It was surprisingly easy to turn him into a dragon. The budget was blown in bribes to convince him to change back to human at the end of the day
Gandalf: You’ll have a tale to two to tell when you come back.
Bilbo Baggins: Can you promise that I will come back?
Gandalf: No. And if you do, you will not be the same.
When Sherlock finds John…
Poor John. He missed him so much he became delirious with grief. He’s Bilbo Baggins now. John? Who is John?
I’m laughing but I’m sobbing. What are these emotions?
Yeah…I think I’m experiencing more laughter over sobs here. XD
And then Sherlock just gets so frustrated he goes:
“FUCK YOU, I’M A DRAGON”
Because if John is going to hide in a hole, Sherlock can damn well find a hole to sulk in too. And his will be shinier.
I’m attracted to Bilbo Baggins.