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Animal Corssings; Jump Out! 

New Features / Items

• Japan gets the game November 8th. Europe and NA get’s the game the first half of 2013.
• Sharing houses via Street-Pass
• Act as mayor (reason of status unknown)
• Players are taller than previous Animal Crossing titles and the animals are more “realistic” in size. (Bears larger and Squirrels smaller in size, compared to the Player character.)
• Players can now change pants, skirts, shoes, and possibly swim suits.
• New plants:
  • Bushes with flowers and berries.
  • Flowers are now in groups of 4, instead of the usual 3.
• Outdoor Furniture/Town Decoration:
  • Benches.
  • Lamp Pole.
  • Clocks.
  • Shacks.
  • Bee houses.
  • Wells.
  • Clocks.
  • Solar Panels
  • Face-in-hole things for pictures
  • Bridges
  • Small flower garden.
  • Grape vines
  • Bonfire
  • Picnic supplies
  • What looks like a dump from ACGC
  • Jungle gym
  • A log to sit on
  • Sand garden
  • and more!
• You buy and build bridges whenever you want
• Sitting on tree-stumps.
• Wall-hanging items. (can be placed above floor furniture):
  • Clocks.
  • Air conditioner.
  • Shadow Box.
• Swimming and diving
• Furniture customization: Own pattern various items of furniture.
• Players can meet multiple neighbors in one house during certain visits.
• This game will feature new music.
• Players can choose where you want your house.
• As mayor players can choose where to build buildings.
• Players can change the exterior of your house. (fence post, outer walls, roof, and even mailbox)
• There will be a strip mall
• Players can take your shoes off.
• New stores and its owners:
  • A shoe store owned by Kicks.
  • A new furniture store owned by new Pink Alpaca with an upholsterer run by a new Blue Alpaca.
  • Timmy and Tommy are now in charge of Nook’s general store
  • Able Sisters now sell pants instead of accessories
  • Tom Nook runs a new house customizing store
  • A new gardening store run by a Sloth.
  • The cafe is now it’s own building
• New faces and eye colors
• Your town is bigger than the ones in the old games.
• The Japanese title is: Tobidase Dōbutsu no Mori (Translates to: Animal Crossing: Jump Out!)
• New styles of clothes.
• New furniture and furniture sets.
• As mayor, you have your own office.
• New villagers. See here.
• New species of villagers, (Deer, Hamster)
• New hair colors. (Red, Purple)
• You change store hours
• Tom Nook gives you a temporary tent to live in before your house is built
• You plant a tree as mayor that grows depending on how well you do as mayor
• You can get a part time job at the cafe
• There is food (coffee, ice cream, sandwiches, etc) and you can have picnics
• New personalities
• You get money in your town fund from neighbors and friends
• New kind of flower

Returning Features / Items

• Season changing.
• Bugs. (list)
• Fish.
• Tools: Watering Can, Shovel, Net, Fishing Pole. Evidence of the Axe can be seen.
• Home customizing: Arranging furniture, wallpaper & flooring, upgrading size, painting roof.
• Home camera control. (now much wider, possibly 360º)
• Old neighbours and workers. (plus new ones) (list)
• Pave furniture. (Festivale)
• Mush furniture. (Mushroom picking season)
• Gracie furniture. (Gracie returns. [Not sure if GracieGrace will make a come back.])
• Zelda outfit and items.
• Players can change glasses and shirts.
• Rocks. (bell-rocks unconfirmed)
• Accessories.
• Dirt. (dirt paths unconfirmed)
• Villager houses.
• Mailbox.
• Clovers & weeds.
• Mushrooms.
• Fruit. (list)
• Trees.
• Flowers. (list)
• Docks on beach.
• Sea shells.
• Wi-Fi play.
• Towns have, rivers, and bridges.
• The island.
• Bedhead.
• Tent houses.
• A Cafe with Brewster
• Hairstyles/ Colors. (Unknown if Harriet and Shampoodle is returning at this point in time.)
• Multiple grass styles.
• Rail-road returns from AC:GC/N64.
• The train returns, but this time its designed more like a tram.
• Town flag.
• K.K. Slider is returning.
• Resetti is back with the Reset Management Center
• Cooper and Booker are back to running a police station
• The DLC golden series returns (likely not as DLC this time)
• Fortune Teller Katrina
• Lyle returns and works in Tom Nooks and runs the HRA
• Tortimer runs the lighthouse and is retired

NOTE: These points have been thoroughly checked and are indeed true. For speculated rumours, click here.

I am weeping over how much I want this.

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you know who would have made a great American Watson? 

visovari:

iggymarauder:

sketchlock:

iheartrogues:

fwips:

Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.

I found some

Fresh Prints.

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock

I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock

I would be ok with this.

I would watch the shit out of this

The sad tale of a perfect show that will never be.

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handchuffed:

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sherlockscoat:

froghat:

stacyjacks:

/x/

y hello thar

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mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

CASTIEL: You know, I’ve been here for a very long time. And I remember many things. I remember being at a shoreline, watching a little grey fish heave itself up on the beach and an older brother saying, “Don’t step on that fish, Castiel. Big plans for that fish.” I remember the Tower of Babel—all 37 feet of it, which I suppose was impressive at the time. And when it fell, they howled “Divine wrath”. But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high. I remember Cain and Abel; David and Goliath; Sodom and Gomorrah. And, of course, I remember the most remarkable event—remarkable because it never came to pass. It was averted by two boys, an old drunk and a fallen angel. The grand story. And we ripped up the ending and the rules and destiny; leaving nothing but freedom and choice.

I DEMAND IMMEDIATE RESURRECTION.